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BRIEF CROSSING
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Bloody hell
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Damn
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Your ID is torn. And it's not valid
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- How old is it?
- It was issued in 1990
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It's just not strong enough
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You have to use a plastic cover
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- Is it OK?
- Yes, it's OK
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Captain Shutland and his crew...
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... welcome you on board the
Pride of Le Havre to Portsmouth
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We'll be leaving the harbour
in a few minutes
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Children should not run
on the ship...
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... or use the lifts unless
accompanied by an adult
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We wish you a pleasant crossing
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Excuse me, do you need a...
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I feel stressed
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I speak French
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I only bought a packet with my mates,
to show off
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I didn't think I'd get hooked
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At home, everyone smokes
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My mum smokes with me
in the evening. She likes it
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- She likes it?
- Yes, she does
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She's been smoking
since she was 14
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She's never managed to quit
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All my mates smoke too
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Kids with uncool parents smoke
in secret
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They say their parents are stupid
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- Your mum’s cool?
- Yes, very cool
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My dad always moans
she's too soft on me
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- What does he do?
- He's an auditor
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He's not cool, but he's OK
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He's nice
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But not as nice as my mum.
She adores me
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Still, she went mad when I fucked up
my GCSEs
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She wasn't happy
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- Fucked up?
- Failed
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I didn't study. Usually I wake up
in the last term and work like mad
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This time I didn't wake up
so I did nothing
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That's not clever
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You should have seen my teachers.
All idiots
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They can't all be idiots
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Yes, teaching is a stupid job anyway
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- Are you a teacher?
- No, a photographer
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Imagine going back to school to repeat
the same crap to pupils who don't care
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There are more exciting jobs
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It doesn't even pay well
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All our teachers suck...
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- So we don't want to learn
- You still have to attend classes
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That's what mum says,
but I still didn't study
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So now I have remedial classes
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It stinks, but it serves me right
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- How old are you?
- I'm 18
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You’re 18?
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No coffee?
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It stops me sleeping
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Nothing stops me sleeping. Not even
ten cups. My problem is waking up
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Life is so boring
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Endless and boring
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But, at the same time, it goes
so quickly. Years pass like weeks
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You don't have time for anything
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The question is how can you be making
a living since you’re not doing anything
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I don't do anything
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Any idea what you want to do?
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Don't you wonder how adults finance
their cars, flats and country homes?
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They cost a fortune
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You can't understand where all that
money comes from. It's not from a job
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It's not from the courses you can
choose. There is no choice
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Except teaching
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Or being a doctor, a vet, a solicitor...
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That's scary when you’re young, right?
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You’ve no idea what you want to do
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But everyone's determined
to help you choose a career
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By being pushed one way and the other,
you end up nowhere
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But you mustn’t worry.
It comes naturally...
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...with age
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Just be confident and don't worry
about the future
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They make a fuss about the future
as if it needed mapping out
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But it comes naturally.
It's given to you
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You just need the gift...
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...to know when opportunity knocks
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Adults clip Your wings and sometimes
you can't catch up with Your future
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You’re born whole, but other people
mutilate you with their fears...
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...about security, full employment
and sensible things
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Isn't modern life horrible?
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No, you just have to think very
seriously about what you want to do
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A well-paid job in a not too crowded
industry. It's pointless...
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...doing sociology or law
just to get cast off
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What matters these days is looks.
It is
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All women above 30 worry
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It depends
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Even men fear being thrown
on the scrap heap
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Plastic surgery is the way to go
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All oldies want to have their faces
done even if they say they disapprove
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I don't know. When I need to, maybe...
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Everyone wants a facelift sometime
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And then I'll be the perfect,
dedicate surgeon
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Thomas Seigner
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I'll take 10 years off you,
but I'll take all Your savings
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I'm joking, but you can make a lot.
The prices aren't fixed by the NHS
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£4,000 per operation
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If I do two or three a week, it's OK.
I can live on that
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But studying until 30 isn't for me
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That's because you’re so young.
30 isn't old. You get there very quickly
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Another coffee?
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- You’re right. Why not try the bars?
- You want to drink?
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We're on a ship for the night,
so it would be a shame to go to bed early...
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...and not do anything romantic
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- Would you do something men hate?
- What do men hate?
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Everything, but most of all shopping
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Ladies and gentlemen you have
ten minutes left...
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... to purchase spirits wine and
cigarettes at excellent prices
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- I thought I'd lost it
- Now's not the time
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Guaranteed to turn you
into an alcoholic
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Help me. All these wines are French
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I've no idea. I only drink coke
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They force us to buy wine...
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...since you’re allowed two bottles
instead of one for whisky
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Moulton Cadet. That's very good
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And for me, Champagne.
Bubbly and tasteless. Perfect
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It's twice the price in England
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You don't care, do you?
How about some mint chocolates?
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It's a speciality
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Marmalade. You can't get it in France
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Don't bother to justify Yourself
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You must think I'm a jerk
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No, 16 is nearly 18
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No, it's not. You must think I'm grotesque
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It's pointless me talking
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I'm going to ruin Your evening
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Look, there are only teenagers.
It's no coincidence
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You’re wrong. Look behind me
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That's even worse
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Did I say the wrong thing?
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Unforgivable
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I don't find them young.
They're just conforming
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They're pretending to be posh.
Even the girlfriend is just for show
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But they don't give a shit
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They just act posh.
It's all part of the look
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Did you hear their conversation?
It's pathetic
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I'll get myself a brandy
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You shouldn’t have
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Leave it
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- Or I'll be cross
- I'll get the next one
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After this, I'll start feeling
a lot better
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You think I'm crazy because I drink?
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When you’re young, you want to be old.
When you’re old, you want to forget
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- You’re not old
- I am. That's why I drink
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You don't drink a lot
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Two neat brandies is quite a bit
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You’d be on the floor
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I'd have to carry you to bed
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But I can hold my drink
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I can drink a lot more
without it showing
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- It's the privilege of the old
- You’re not that old
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"Not that old," he says
meaning not that young
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Because disappointment is inevitable
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Not always
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Yes, always
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We don't know what's better
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The magic moment lasts only
while men want to seduce us...
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...and you frolic in green meadows
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It's miraculous
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But then you end up in the cowshed
like a cow chewing old dry hay
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It's over
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The couple is in place. You’ve had it
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That's a tough view
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It's our fault as well
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We women know men are as bad as
each other. We shouldn’t get caught
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We're too romantic.
We can't help believing in love
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We won't admit that once
they've screwed us, men lose interest
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Aren't I right? Aren't men like that?
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Aren't you all like that?
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You’re right. It's Your strength
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Being in a couple is appalling
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But you’d rather keep what you have
than be alone
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It's better for a woman to be married
than alone
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I don't know
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I'm single. I made a mistake
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I couldn’t find fault with my husband.
He wasn't even unfaithful
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That was even worse.
He'd totally lost interest in me
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I was part of the furniture,
like a chair you sit on
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Is it normal to treat a person
like a thing?
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Is it bearable?
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Should I have stayed?
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I should have stayed, but it was like
a concrete screed. I was suffocating
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Imagine the eyes of the one you love
lighting up...
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...only when they see someone
other than you
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And when they look at you, their eyes
become terrifyingly opaque...
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...hard and ugly,
so they can ignore you
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We're balls and chains to them
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Men don't want to live with us
as couples
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It's unfair
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But they're attached to us
when they've made us like that
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They never expect us to leave
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I really got the bastard
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It'll take him a while to get over it.
I was the one who left
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It's not in my nature to leave, though
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But I dumped my husband yesterday
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I should have done it sooner
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Imagine wasting eight years...
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...with a man who can't look
at you after three months
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Why do we do it?
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We don't even have children
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He always took precautions
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A man who loves a woman
doesn't take precautions
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You see what it means? Isn't it sordid?
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Why should you care? You’re young.
Things might work out better for you
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Things have to change. They'd better
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- Will you have another drink?
- No, thanks
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I will. It's my first night
as a single woman
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No, I'll go
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On the sea, we're above the law
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You’re right
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Shall we drink to Your studies?
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- To Your love life
- Nothing to boast about
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- He didn't deserve you, that's all
- Who?
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Your husband. He must have been
an arsehole
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It's not that simple
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Maybe they're simple
and we're complicated
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Bloody hell, not a stupid show
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That's not enough. To prove you don't
exist and take up too much room...
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...the guy makes you disappear
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He sticks the swords in Your body.
That's a parable. A real one
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Nothing is more real than parables
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He bows...
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...and we clap.
He's as proud as a peacock
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The bastard! Men really are cleverer
than us
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It doesn't bother him that
she's suffocating in the box...
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...and does all the dirty work
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The man stays whole.
He's magnificent
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Life only mutilates women because
they're more generous
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Contrary to belief, they age better
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Women never become bald, paunchy
or full of themselves at 40, do they?
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You’re protected by Your youth.
You’re still safe
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Watch out
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It might not last
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But Your hair is nice and thick
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It's beautiful
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It's an asset
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But be careful. You can lose it at 25
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No hair left. Only a smooth
pink bottom
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It changes everything
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Still, you have a round skull,
so it would be more bearable
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Yes, but it would freak me out
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You can lose Your hair and still be
a great person
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But you must escape the male condition
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Men's contortions and arrogance.
You must exist. Men don't exist...
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...because they can't reproduce.
That's their problem
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So...
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They invent ways
to bring women down...
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...and to make themselves feel powerful
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Bureaucracy is a man's job
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It produces nothing
254
00:44:13,887 --> 00:44:15,559
No wealth
255
00:44:18,887 --> 00:44:21,037
Just pathetic feeble power
256
00:44:22,367 --> 00:44:24,881
Like a premature ejaculation
257
00:44:25,087 --> 00:44:29,638
A fat belly and a chubby little smile
258
00:44:30,607 --> 00:44:32,598
You think all men are like that?
259
00:44:35,967 --> 00:44:38,003
All those we meet, yes
260
00:44:39,767 --> 00:44:41,917
All those I've met anyway
261
00:44:45,687 --> 00:44:48,076
They're all the same
262
00:44:49,727 --> 00:44:52,924
Only strangers are remotely interesting
263
00:44:54,407 --> 00:44:57,638
You’ve chosen very badly the men
you’ve...
264
00:44:57,967 --> 00:44:58,956
What?
265
00:45:02,127 --> 00:45:03,116
Nothing
266
00:45:07,847 --> 00:45:08,836
Let's dance
267
00:45:09,887 --> 00:45:11,286
Not my style
268
00:45:11,487 --> 00:45:13,239
Don't abandon me now
269
00:46:21,487 --> 00:46:23,284
I fall in love
270
00:46:31,487 --> 00:46:35,082
That's obvious since they're men
271
00:46:40,527 --> 00:46:42,643
Are there really no good men?
272
00:46:45,607 --> 00:46:50,806
Maybe very young ones
who are still romantic like girls
273
00:46:52,687 --> 00:46:55,360
Lips like ripe fruit
274
00:46:58,927 --> 00:47:02,078
I'll really have to get used to it.
It's not my thing
275
00:47:02,887 --> 00:47:06,277
Usually, I prefer tough virile beasts
276
00:47:10,567 --> 00:47:12,762
That's what I claim anyway
277
00:47:14,087 --> 00:47:16,760
But I always go with the opposite
278
00:47:29,767 --> 00:47:33,203
Boys who could be my sons
aren't my thing
279
00:47:33,407 --> 00:47:34,601
Why not?
280
00:47:37,447 --> 00:47:39,244
I know it's silly
281
00:47:40,287 --> 00:47:42,278
I should let myself go
282
00:47:42,647 --> 00:47:44,797
It wouldn’t even count
283
00:47:45,447 --> 00:47:49,599
I'd never fall in love with someone
who can't hurt me
284
00:47:49,767 --> 00:47:52,759
It would be exquisite,
but I'm masochistic
285
00:47:52,967 --> 00:47:54,639
You don't like kind men?
286
00:47:54,847 --> 00:47:58,044
I prefer those who make me suffer
287
00:47:58,767 --> 00:48:01,327
I suppose I like a good fight
288
00:48:01,527 --> 00:48:04,599
I don't understand. I love tenderness
289
00:48:05,847 --> 00:48:08,315
Cuddling is lovely
290
00:48:08,527 --> 00:48:11,519
Cuddling is awful. It's pointless
291
00:48:13,687 --> 00:48:16,201
That's not what excites you
292
00:48:17,927 --> 00:48:21,920
It's better to be alone
than with the wrong person
293
00:48:22,127 --> 00:48:25,119
Don't you ever think it's lovely to be
with someone?
294
00:48:25,327 --> 00:48:27,841
Sometimes, but I'm wrong
295
00:48:28,727 --> 00:48:32,515
You’re a hard woman.
I thought you were sweet
296
00:48:33,167 --> 00:48:37,922
When I saw you, I found you sweet.
I wanted to take you in my arms
297
00:48:38,487 --> 00:48:40,842
So men can be wrong too
298
00:48:41,047 --> 00:48:45,245
You’re hard. You make fun of me
because I love you
299
00:48:45,807 --> 00:48:47,365
One day I'll be older
300
00:48:47,647 --> 00:48:51,003
And you’ll be really old,
sorry and alone
301
00:50:00,287 --> 00:50:01,686
I'm sorry
302
00:50:03,247 --> 00:50:04,566
It's OK
303
00:50:17,047 --> 00:50:21,359
When the water's dark,
I'm drawn to it and I fall in
304
00:50:29,247 --> 00:50:34,196
When I was little I always fell
in ponds watching goldfish
305
00:50:35,967 --> 00:50:38,561
Be careful. I won't rescue you
306
00:50:43,487 --> 00:50:48,356
- You won't rescue me?
- I don't want to die for nothing
307
00:50:49,687 --> 00:50:50,676
How dare you?
308
00:50:51,287 --> 00:50:55,838
It's true. The water is 15°C
and it's dark
309
00:50:58,127 --> 00:51:00,641
We wouldn’t last 10 minutes
310
00:51:03,847 --> 00:51:06,759
I can be chivalrous, but not stupid
311
00:51:17,647 --> 00:51:21,799
It's OK. I'm not asking
for a survival lesson
312
00:51:24,407 --> 00:51:26,557
I'm asking you to be romantic
313
00:51:31,767 --> 00:51:33,678
I want to sleep with you
314
00:51:33,887 --> 00:51:38,677
Very romantic. You think you just
say that to a woman and it works?
315
00:51:41,127 --> 00:51:43,561
Sorry if I'm being crude
316
00:51:45,567 --> 00:51:48,684
With you, I don't know how to be
317
00:52:06,847 --> 00:52:08,360
Women like crudeness...
318
00:52:08,567 --> 00:52:10,717
...contrary to belief
319
00:52:12,007 --> 00:52:14,123
Women don't want subtlety
320
00:52:29,847 --> 00:52:31,838
What are you looking at?
321
00:52:35,967 --> 00:52:38,276
Nothing. I'm waiting
322
00:52:49,527 --> 00:52:53,679
You need to learn it's up to men
to make the first move
323
00:52:54,527 --> 00:52:56,802
It's not for women to help them
324
00:52:57,007 --> 00:53:02,604
It's exciting to disconcert them
and see how they return to the attack
325
00:53:20,327 --> 00:53:22,079
Let's go
326
00:53:22,287 --> 00:53:25,040
Do you have a room?
327
00:54:00,407 --> 00:54:05,037
This is the dreaded moment when
you have to get down to business
328
00:54:05,247 --> 00:54:07,238
Let's go to my cabin
329
00:54:10,727 --> 00:54:13,446
We won't be disturbed
330
00:54:14,647 --> 00:54:19,767
But there's always a risk
we'll be interrupted...
331
00:54:19,967 --> 00:54:22,322
...and we won't want to start again
332
00:54:40,247 --> 00:54:44,479
Maybe we should stop here,
with good memories
333
00:54:58,407 --> 00:55:02,923
- It's great. There's a porthole
- Yes, I have a porthole
334
00:55:11,127 --> 00:55:14,483
It's silly. Even luxury cabins
don't have double beds
335
00:56:02,087 --> 00:56:05,966
- Maybe this isn't a good idea
- Don't say that
336
00:57:48,207 --> 00:57:51,802
I'm awful.
I just can't make things easy
337
00:57:57,127 --> 00:57:59,402
I'm feeling shy
338
00:58:02,367 --> 00:58:05,040
It's incredible at my age
339
00:58:08,167 --> 00:58:11,204
I can't bring myself to cheat
on my husband
340
00:58:12,007 --> 00:58:13,599
But it's over
341
00:58:22,007 --> 00:58:24,202
Have you ever been in love?
342
00:58:28,527 --> 00:58:30,597
But I've never been all the way
343
00:58:34,367 --> 00:58:38,155
I can't go all the way.
Something stops me
344
00:58:41,567 --> 00:58:43,205
When did you split up?
345
00:58:43,407 --> 00:58:47,798
Three months ago, but we were together
for eight years
346
00:58:49,167 --> 00:58:51,886
- I'm sure that doesn't stop him
- Really?
347
00:58:52,087 --> 00:58:55,397
- Three months...
- You think he's cheated on me already
348
00:58:55,607 --> 00:58:56,881
It's likely
349
00:58:57,647 --> 00:58:58,841
The bastard
350
00:59:00,087 --> 00:59:02,203
You really are all bastards
351
00:59:09,567 --> 00:59:14,004
There's no love. Only words
to get what you want
352
00:59:14,207 --> 00:59:19,281
And we women are so stupid
we take it at face value
353
00:59:19,687 --> 00:59:24,636
You’re all bastards who take us
for pieces of flesh
354
00:59:34,167 --> 00:59:36,158
I dreamt of seeing Your breasts
355
00:59:37,207 --> 00:59:39,004
I love breasts
356
01:00:28,327 --> 01:00:29,919
Easy
357
01:01:01,887 --> 01:01:04,321
Don't be fast like all the others
358
01:01:05,407 --> 01:01:11,562
Easy. The best way to make love
to a girl is with a slow rhythm
359
01:01:13,087 --> 01:01:16,523
Gently quivering inside
360
01:02:13,847 --> 01:02:16,042
I like Your soft skin
361
01:02:19,007 --> 01:02:21,123
You’re soft all over
362
01:02:22,007 --> 01:02:26,956
You’re just like a child.
I can't believe how young you are
363
01:02:28,407 --> 01:02:31,046
- You look like you’re 16
- Really?
364
01:02:32,967 --> 01:02:35,640
It's amazing how young you look
365
01:02:35,847 --> 01:02:37,803
But I have crow's feet
366
01:02:38,007 --> 01:02:41,556
That doesn't matter.
You look young anyway
367
01:02:43,407 --> 01:02:46,797
Maybe because I'm very young
in my head
368
01:03:25,087 --> 01:03:27,806
- Stay
- I'm too hot
369
01:04:24,767 --> 01:04:27,156
Do you have lots of girlfriends?
370
01:04:27,367 --> 01:04:30,040
Things are very different these days
371
01:04:31,687 --> 01:04:33,996
They can't be that different
372
01:04:34,207 --> 01:04:37,165
They are. We don't have steady
girlfriends
373
01:04:37,367 --> 01:04:39,437
No big dramas
374
01:04:42,727 --> 01:04:44,160
No dramas?
375
01:04:44,407 --> 01:04:45,840
No dramas
376
01:04:47,847 --> 01:04:50,839
How do you love each other then?
377
01:04:51,047 --> 01:04:55,802
You wouldn’t understand.
It's much more casual these days
378
01:04:56,007 --> 01:05:00,364
If Your girlfriend's not there,
you can go out with another...
379
01:05:00,567 --> 01:05:04,082
And then you can go out
with Your girlfriend again
380
01:05:04,967 --> 01:05:07,800
Go out? Go out again?
Interesting vocabulary
381
01:05:58,487 --> 01:06:01,206
Can you turn it off? It's unbearable
382
01:06:04,847 --> 01:06:08,476
If I turn it off, you’ll go back to sleep
383
01:06:11,607 --> 01:06:14,201
I want to say hello to you again
384
01:06:21,927 --> 01:06:24,885
With you lot, it's all or nothing
385
01:06:25,087 --> 01:06:30,400
You either wake up triumphantly
or you go back to sleep instantly
386
01:06:30,807 --> 01:06:31,922
It's bestial
387
01:06:32,127 --> 01:06:37,440
I hate it when you say: "You lot."
I like it when you’re sweet
388
01:06:37,647 --> 01:06:39,365
I'm not sweet
389
01:06:39,647 --> 01:06:43,003
I know I'm far too sweet.
You only like nasty men
390
01:06:44,087 --> 01:06:46,203
- That's not true
- Yes, it is
391
01:07:44,407 --> 01:07:47,319
Hurry up. You’re such a slowcoach
392
01:07:58,487 --> 01:08:01,081
You men are so slow
393
01:08:01,287 --> 01:08:04,962
Stop saying: "You men."
It makes me feel I'm not me
394
01:08:05,167 --> 01:08:07,886
Hurry up. Don't be like the others
395
01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:10,283
I'm not the others
396
01:08:10,487 --> 01:08:13,206
True. You’re much more charming
397
01:08:17,487 --> 01:08:21,082
- Let's have our photo taken
- No way
398
01:08:32,287 --> 01:08:33,879
Closer together
399
01:08:39,047 --> 01:08:40,878
Smile, please
400
01:09:02,327 --> 01:09:03,840
We look good
401
01:09:16,847 --> 01:09:19,077
Will you write something nice?
402
01:10:23,847 --> 01:10:25,360
It's on me
403
01:11:24,487 --> 01:11:27,638
Captain Shutland informs you...
404
01:11:27,847 --> 01:11:31,078
... that we will be coming alongside
Portsmouth harbour in 40 minutes
405
01:11:32,647 --> 01:11:36,242
At 5.30 English time
and 6.30 French time
406
01:12:02,607 --> 01:12:03,835
You’re hungry?
407
01:12:22,847 --> 01:12:24,360
We're arriving
408
01:12:26,887 --> 01:12:28,445
We've got time
409
01:12:33,287 --> 01:12:35,755
Can't you wait for us to part?
410
01:12:40,687 --> 01:12:43,042
Passengers with vehicles...
411
01:12:45,567 --> 01:12:47,285
Don't take any notice
412
01:13:25,087 --> 01:13:30,480
You’d better go and get Your case.
You must have one somewhere
413
01:13:31,487 --> 01:13:34,001
Hurry up. Stop dithering
414
01:13:46,767 --> 01:13:49,327
You’re not making things easy for me
415
01:14:22,887 --> 01:14:24,684
Swear you will